Band Member Takes One Deep

Original article found at: The Hutson Street Journal

Date published: September 27, 2018

Written by: David H Pink

The band Vaarallinen suffered a tragic misfortune on Saturday, September 22nd.

Performer Hannya Lee was performing a sold out show just outside of the city when a gunman opened fire on the crowd. Amidst the chaos of the event, Hannya was struck with a stray bullet leaving him a bloody, wounded mess.

Sources close to the singer said that his fellow band members rushed to his side and performed emergency surgery right on the stage. Thankfully their efforts proved to be successful, and Hannya is new recovering in a near by private clinic.

The band is set to perform at this Friday’s block party.

David Pink, the band’s manager had this to say.

“We thank you all for your well wishes. At this time Hannya is recovering peacefully. We ask that you stop pestering him and leave him the (expletive) alone. he is a human being and he needs his rest. Thank you again for your continued support and stuff.”

David who is an incredibly attractive, successful celebrity in his own right, had taken over management for the band some couple of weeks ago.

“At this time I do not know or care if the gunman is still at large, so maybe be careful in large groups until it is all figured out. Oh and apparently, Ryujin Styne was hit too. He’s fine.”